The brain is so complex that if you sliced it in half vertically and horizontally, you would have to explain the presence of 4 sliced and rotting brain parts to concerned family members and, eventually, local law enforcement.
Evolutionary pressures and adaptations have fundamentally changed the way the human brain uses energy. In order to maximize efficiency, much of the automatic response system relies upon networks of simplified synaptic pathways insulated by canola oil.
The computing power of one 5 year-old
is equivalent to that of a 6 year-old, give or take a year.
does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs
SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL IMAGE BUT I WANT TO GIVE ERZY THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
Wawaweewah! There’s nowhere to go but down from here humans
Today marks my first journey into the heart of Lenting! Though nominally Protestant, my adherence to scriptural dogma is mostly a thing of the past (except for the occasional stoning of course- they can barely get out, “Let he who is without…” before the sharpest rock I can find goes whizzing through the air). I do, however, find arbitrary limits on conduct especially appealing, if only for the exquisite sense of guilt, remorse, and disgust they can inspire. So Lent it is.
Rather than give something up, I’ve decided to write a Tumblr post, compose a tweet, AND draw a doodle (Doodlr?) everyday for 40 days. For my 9 followers across both platforms, this will surely be a nonevent remarkable only for its breadth of meaninglessness. For me, I hope only that the spur of creativity will lodge deep into my flanks of cloistered flagellation to expose the raw horse sense and flesh that pulsate just under the surface of my ironic artifice. Hi Ho Silver!!!
In the begrinning
There was a drop of SPF 15 sunscreen;
It moved unbidden through the void.
Until a sun burst out of the void for the lotion to block,
An atmosphere for the sunlight to move through,
A world on which to recline in a beach chair
(the beach chair came with the world obviously),
A body to do said reclining,
Alabaster skin to cover the body,
And, finally, Time so that the lotion’s longevity could be
But the body spurned the lotion,
The sun, the atmosphere, the world
(And, yes, the beach chair… calm down).
Even Time had no hold on this man.
He is… the tangentleman!